Anoushka said I should raise the smut level, so here goes. Today we were in Invercargill, or Invercarg-hole, as Auto calls it. It's a smallish town at the bottom of the South Island, and we only really stopped here so people could go to Stewart Island, which I passed on. There's not much to do here. That night the gang went out in search of nightlife, which this town is not known for. We first met up with a nice Kiwi couple Matthew and Melissa the Irish lads know from Oz. The six of us headed for a pub, which turned out to be the most lively place I've been here. In the course of the evening Roddy hooked up with a Kiwi chick, who he brought back to the hostel with him. She wouldn't go in the room, so they got busy in the TV lounge, and woke up the Dutch Duo. The next day Auto had fun with the situation and played a Kiwi song called "Come my Little Penis."