Chinese door in Hoi An

I needed a vacation from my vacation, so I just rented a bike and rode to the beach. It's a nice beach, and there was hardly anyone there, besides the Beach Ladies, who wouldn't leave me alone. Practically all the Asian countries I've been to have Beach Ladies: women covered from head to toe in hats, flannel shirts, and jeans, selling fruit, jewelry, and massages. But these Beach Ladies were unique in that they spoke English, which they used to befriend tourists in the hope of getting business.

I need to get out of here, because I keep buying stuff. It's hard to pass up ties when they are only $1 apiece.